The Week on Twitter: March 8, 2010

• Okay so @patriciadevries has filled fruit bowl with potatoes and onions. But if I, say, flick peanuts at cat- armageddon. http://j.mp/9S34Mv #
• @Koncher I think that might have been me actually. I like that record. in reply to Koncher #
• @lgdglasgow I'm getting dodgy DMs from you. Your account might have been compromised. Just so you know. in reply to lgdglasgow #
• RT @VizTopTips A CRUCIFIX held upside-down can be used to attract demons, or to call on the help of the Australian Jesus. #
• Okay, so I'm gonna start tweeting my dreams. Tag is #idreamt #
• Lots of women breast feeding fish. Fish are lifeless, look like large koi carp, dark blue black colour like bruising. #idreamt #
• Happy Birthday! RT @davegibbons90 Happy 90th to Ronald Searle! Great article & video at http://bacn.me/12mx /via @reelmolesworth #
• @fionajardine Now that is quite something. Bigger than me, probably older too… and she went and killed it. The gods will not be pleased. in reply to fionajardine #
• Ticket machines in Glasgow Central Station so incredibly well designed. If goal is to make people miss trains. Designed by fucking baboons. #
• #irefuseto accept mediocrity. If the goal isn't something great… then take it and get the fuck out. #
• Ah, cats. #
• I am looking through the scope of a sniper rifle. #idreamt #
• Awesome! @neilhimself Two of my favourite people: Alan Moore and Iain Sinclair on an English multimedia journey. video: http://bit.ly/cBDO3n #
• Awesome! RT @neilhimself Two of my favourite people: Alan Moore and Iain Sinclair on an English multimedia journey. http://bit.ly/cBDO3n #
• I have never listened to BBC Radio 6. Ever. So there. #
• My cat. He has to learn to close doors. #
• @Artfire In Scotland, Soda, Coke or Pop is referred to as Ginger. in reply to Artfire #
• @alkapranos I'm sure there are plenty of sheilas willing to oblige you in this endeavour. in reply to alkapranos #
• Man, I gotta save up for some alligator shoes. #
• @GeeMarks He's old enough to get up to all sorts of mischief in any country he chooses now. Pass on my best wishes! in reply to GeeMarks #
• @Koncher zomg… a Crash quote! Nice. in reply to Koncher #