The Week on Twitter: 14 February, 2011

Going to put down the Internet for a while and watch The Beauty Of Books on BBC 4 now. #
600 kilometres of books in The British Library. Holy shit! #
@JerryStillman Agreed. It's fucking ridiculous. Honestly can't remember the last time I saw that word spelled correctly online. #
OMGOMGOMG 100 FOLLOWERS!!! OMG I'M GOIN G TO TAKE ALL MY CLOTHES OFF ANGD GO NUTSA HUNDERD FOLLOWERS OMG ZOMFG OMOGMOMGMFMGFOMGFOMGFOMGOFMO #
oh no, 99 followers. partially clothed and only ninety-nine followers. the shame of it all. going to put my socks back on and watch some TV. #
@Koncher That is hilarious! #
@elizabethhare aw, thanks. I'll count that as 99.5 then x #
@RichardWiseman A nice superhero optical illusion… http://j.mp/ex57Oq #
@Koncher V nice. Played through at least 5 of those. Also, fyi the cover art of Freeway Fighter is from 1st ed Dark Future from GW. #
@Koncher wow! #
@JanieNicoll I'm going to set myself on fire when I get to 1000. #
Think I might set myself on fire for Red Nose Day. #
@JanieNicoll I'll be the flaming man of YouTube. #
@Koncher “@locusmag: When Hari Kunzru met Michael Moorcock – a fan (and author) visits a literary hero. http://locusmag.com” #
@wossy You should watch Old Boy, old boy. #
@rpaulwilson It is now your duty to behave in ways that causes you to lose friends. #
@the_andy_show You could also try getting her a frankfurter from Frankfurt. Or killing a dog, chopping it up and making a nice hotdog. #
@petefirman ALL refurb Macs get a full check by an Apple engineer but only 1 in 5 or so regular Macs get a spot check… refurbs are fine! #
Glad Mubarak is gone now. At last. Worried he'll do a Colombo though… halfway out the door, turns: "Just one more thing", even more drama. #
@dsjuliea Ted Bundy said that. #
@dsjuliea John Wayne Gacy said that. #
@dsjuliea nooo… just kidding!! :p #
C'mon now people, Twitter is supposed to be really real-time. Nothing should start with 'I just' or end in 'ed'. Allow me to demonstrate… #
I'm grating my hand in the cheese grater by accident omfg it's agony I can't believe this is happening. #
@RichardWiseman @XxLadyClaireXx Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas. #
…aaaand breathe. That's my computer up and running again after 3 days of craziness. Hard disk came very close to dying with 500gb of data. #
New OS and software installed. Now I can finally get to work on my iPhone game!!! W00T!!! #
@AidanJohnMoffat Albini in GQ? Jeez! Who'da thunk it? #
@dsjuliea You should check out the comic book series if you haven't already. Waaay better than the film's loose interpretation. #
Christopher Lee fucking rocks! #baftas #