The Week on Twitter: 12 September, 2011

• Just realised that somehow there's no Fugazi on my iPhone. No idea how long this has been going on. Phoning Ian MacKaye to apologise. #
• The White Tack Paradox: 200gsm paper = 80% of drawings on the floor within 24hrs … 9mm plywood = still on the wall three weeks later. #
• Think I just saw a really old blind man shoplift at glacial speed. #
• @Koncher Yeah, archival tape now. You ever seen a Pettibon up close though? They are totally fucked. #
• Got spam text message. What to do: DON'T reply! Not even STOP to opt out. Forward it to Orange anti-spam free on 7726 then http://www.donotcall.gov #
• @rdallasgray It's definitely worth a shot registering your mobile with http://www.donotcall.gov Otherwise use my patented Yeah technique… #
• @rdallasgray Yeah technique = stay on the line as long as it takes, the only thing you are allowed to say is Yeah. Do it until they hang up. #
• @rdallasgray Sounds like a good variant of Yeahing! Since it's a landline http://www.donotcall.org def a good idea imo. And complaint to O2 a must. #
• @rdallasgray Ah, nice. And lol at being told to piss off by a spammer. The scum sucking, bottom feeding bastards. Hope they all get disease. #
• Number not in phone?! WTF! Oh wait, music playlist. Didn't think how am I pals with Crystal Castles, Scratch Acid, US Maple, Melt Banana etc #
• @Cunthorse Dunno how you write them but the Danish for 'kiss' and 'cunt' sound nearly identical when spoken. At least to non-Danish ears. #
• Obviously would phone them up for a chat if I could though. #
• Using eBay today for the first time in a while. And what a thoroughly shit experience it is. Painful. #
• @Giania Yeah! I'm always getting pestered by it. Never been a member, never f'ing will. And still they keep trying to break me. #
• @KatrinaBrown Lyon. Don't you mean if the Gauls permit, not the Gaels? Boom Boom! (sorry) #
• I have to say as an artist I actually find waiting for paint to dry quite an exciting activity. #NewPaintings #