The Guardian

Hello Guardian readers! I would like to take this opportunity to compliment you on your keen sense of culture and discerning choice of website. However I also feel it is my duty to remind you that it is Monday afternoon and you really should have better things to do with your time.

The ‘Nand orchestrated G2 came out today and is available in all good newsagents etc. For a limited time only. ie. Today. The article was pretty good in the sense that it actually said what I said. Whether or not what I actually said could be considered ‘good’ is a debate that will no doubt rage on until lunch time. Somewhere. (The best thing by far was Shrigster’s front cover).

So if you got there from here- Welcome aboard. And mind the gap. Please allow me to introduce myself…

I am an artist. I live (and work and drink) in Glasgow. I am taller than most fences and I am pals with those panhandling poofters Franz Ferdinand, which is how I ended up being in the Guardian which is why you are reading this.