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Hi, <p>I saw this on <a href="http://www.gregorwright.com/salad">Burning Salad</a> and I thought you might like it...</p> <p><a href="http://www.gregorwright.com/salad/hey/19/">Pump Up The Volume</a></p> I just answered the door to the woman downstairs. This is the third time she's come up with the same complaint (the reason for my curt response). It went like this... <br /> <br /> *Doorbell Rings* <br /> <br /> I open door <br /> <br /> <b>Mad Woman</b>: Turn the music down. <br /> <br /> <b>Me</b>: There isn't any music. <br /> <br /> <b>Mad Woman</b>: Can you hear it? <br /> <br /> <b>Me</b>: No. <br /> <br /> <b>Mad Woman</b>: Where is it coming from? <br /> <br /> <b>Me</b>: There isn't any music. <br /> <br /> <b>Mad Woman</b>: It's been playing every night. <br /> <br /> <b>Me</b>: We aren't playing any music. Come in and listen if you like. <br /> <br /> <b>Mad Woman</b>: I'm deaf you see. I hear things that other people don't hear. <br /> <br /> <b>Me</b>: Yes, you do. <br /> <br /> <b>Mad Woman</b>: You aren't playing any music. I do apologise. Where do you think it's coming from? <br /> <br /> <b>Me</b>: I don't know, I can't hear anything. Maybe the same place it was coming from last time. <br /> <br /> <b>Mad Woman</b>: Pardon? <br /> <br /> <b>Me</b>: Maybe from somewhere else. <br /> <br /> <b>Mad Woman</b>: You're not playing music. I wonder where its coming from? I do apologise. <br /> <br /> I close door <a href="http://www.gregorwright.com/salad/hey/19/">See the original here</a>

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