Well, more exactly- I threw my phone at the ground really fast and the pavement smashed it. I was in a drunken confusion at the time. The next morning (despite being secretly pleased with my actions) I realised that replacing it was inevitable. And thanks to the unrelenting march of technology; the new one was far fancier than I expected. So I managed to get it online and figured out a way to post to Burning Salad, which is what that last post was all about. I did manage to rescue the sim card though. So my number hasn't changed. I have, however, lost most of the numbers stored in the phone.

Although, having said that, I've had it for a couple of days now and I haven't had a single call.