So last night was All Hallows Eve. Which means something like All Saints Day in Olde English. Which is the name the Christians gave to it when they had to come up with a way of rebranding another pagan festival. Which was because they were worried by the heathen idea that since it was the one night of the year when the realms of the living and the dead merged, the best idea was to dress up and go bananas.
Some things never change.
Everyone ended up at Sophie MacPherson’s new place. It’s at the other end of my street and is upstairs from the flat where the triple murder happened. Very Halloweeny I thought.
I went as a zombie and was pretty pleased with my impression of the undead. But top marks and a gold star have to go to Torsten who was a fully functioning microphone. If you spoke to him it got transmitted.
Grrraaaagh… (red-eye courtesy of Kodak)
Nick as Man With Chair On Head.
Neil, the skintight mummy.
Charlie operating Muppet Charlie with his left hand.
The man on in the mic.
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Gregor on Sunday, 30 October, 2005 at 7:47 am
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i see.
... at 8:03 pm on Thu, 10 Nov, 2005
Okay: teeth courtesy of British-American Tobacco Plc, the cheerleaders are in the throes of drunkenness, the Charlies did get drunker faster, nothing to do with stomachs- they just can’t hold their drink.
As for posting comments, it’s pretty uncomplicated. You write your comment, you submit it and it appears on the site instantly. If you don’t type in the security word correctly, it won’t be submitted. If you post another comment within two minutes or post an identical comment, then it will be rejected. This prevents morons from plastering V1@GRA adverts all over my site.
... at 2:08 am on Thu, 10 Nov, 2005
I have just encountered a strange situation which leads to my previous claim most probably being an exaggeration. Please confirm whether a comment taking less than 120 seconds to type and submit will be admitted into the hallowed halls of weedom. And if not why not?
... at 2:06 am on Thu, 10 Nov, 2005
fuck me.
the wonders of technology!
that thing i just wrote is on the website a mater of mere nanoseconds later.
I can’t work out whether that is more or less romantic that the idea of a team of clerks in a dusty office.
... at 2:03 am on Thu, 10 Nov, 2005
these pictures are extremely scaryyyyyy.
I have some questions.
are the teeth of the zombie courtesy of kodak too?
Are the cheerleaders from hell in the throes of a death warble or laughing their heads off?
How many stomachs does charlie and the muppet have, and if only one how come he/they didn’t get drunk twice as fast due to drinking beer through two heads instead of one?
Apart from these irrelevant queries the website is looking extremely up-to-the-minute-scratch.
... at 2:01 am on Thu, 10 Nov, 2005
Also, here are the cheerleaders from hell…
... at 6:02 am on Fri, 4 Nov, 2005
Luckily it was mostly inanimate objects (eg walls) that the human microphone injured.
Cathy- I knew that my red-eye problem would come in handy in a photograph one day. Here are a couple of snaps of Pinnochio Wilkes…
... at 11:25 pm on Tue, 1 Nov, 2005
Your website is brilliant.Your picture is totally gruesome -good staring eyeballs. have you any pictures of me?I want to send one to my Da. Im proud Torsten has a gold star- hes my kind of microphone
Cathy
... at 10:04 pm on Tue, 1 Nov, 2005
Sorry for any injuries I am responsible for. Rum and Coke under a Foam Hat has turned me into an animal.
... at 7:07 am on Tue, 1 Nov, 2005
Haha. Brilliant!
Happy Halloween!
... at 12:59 am on Mon, 31 Oct, 2005
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