I'm in Stansted airport just now. I tried to update from an internet cafe in Venice but it fucked up and my time ran out and I didn't bother trying again. So here I am, back on home turf in one of my favourite places, an airport. I'm going to go and play some arcade games now and I'll update properly when I get back home.

I really hope that Rob hasn't let the flat turn into a state in my absence and that the gas or phone hasn't been cut off.