Phoney

I went out shopping yesterday with my mum and got lots of things for the flat including a nice blue phone. When I got home I plugged it in and decided to test it. So I got on my mobile and dialled my new phone number. It started ringing and then I realised that my nice new blue phone wasn’t actually ringing. Then it stopped and a man said ‘Hello?’. So I said something along the lines of… ‘I’ve just phoned my new phone number and you’ve answered but my phone didn’t actually ring and you don’t seem to be anywhere in my flat. What’s going on?’.

And he said ‘Ah, Mr. Wright…’

?

whatthefuck

‘You see, our phone numbers have got mixed up. I told ntl.’

So I said ‘So I’ve got you’re phone number then?’

So he said ‘No, my number just rings out now.’

So I said ‘How did this happen? When will it get fixed? What’s my phone number?’

So he said ‘I don’t know what happened, my phone number just stopped working one day so I phoned ntl and they said that they’d given me your phone number by accident but they’re going to fix it soon and you’re phone number won’t change, but it will start going to your flat.’

So I said ‘Okay, bye.’