Burning Salad

The Week on Twitter: March 8, 2010

Gregor — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:00 +0000

Okay so @patriciadevries has filled fruit bowl with potatoes and onions. But if I, say, flick peanuts at cat- armageddon. http://j.mp/9S34Mv #
@Koncher I think that might have been me actually. I like that record. in reply to Koncher #
@lgdglasgow I'm getting dodgy DMs from you. Your account might have been compromised. Just so you know. in reply to lgdglasgow #
RT @VizTopTips A CRUCIFIX held upside-down can be used to attract demons, or to call on the help of the Australian Jesus. #
Okay, so I'm gonna start tweeting my dreams. Tag is #idreamt #
Lots of women breast feeding fish. Fish are lifeless, look like large koi carp, dark blue black colour like bruising. #idreamt #
Happy Birthday! RT @davegibbons90 Happy 90th to Ronald Searle! Great article & video at http://bacn.me/12mx /via @reelmolesworth #
@fionajardine Now that is quite something. Bigger than me, probably older too… and she went and killed it. The gods will not be pleased. in reply to fionajardine #
Ticket machines in Glasgow Central Station so incredibly well designed. If goal is to make people miss trains. Designed by fucking baboons. #
#irefuseto accept mediocrity. If the goal isn't something great… then take it and get the fuck out. #
Ah, cats. #
I am looking through the scope of a sniper rifle. #idreamt #
Awesome! @neilhimself Two of my favourite people: Alan Moore and Iain Sinclair on an English multimedia journey. video: http://bit.ly/cBDO3n #
Awesome! RT @neilhimself Two of my favourite people: Alan Moore and Iain Sinclair on an English multimedia journey. http://bit.ly/cBDO3n #
I have never listened to BBC Radio 6. Ever. So there. #
My cat. He has to learn to close doors. #
@Artfire In Scotland, Soda, Coke or Pop is referred to as Ginger. in reply to Artfire #
@alkapranos I'm sure there are plenty of sheilas willing to oblige you in this endeavour. in reply to alkapranos #
Man, I gotta save up for some alligator shoes. #
@GeeMarks He's old enough to get up to all sorts of mischief in any country he chooses now. Pass on my best wishes! in reply to GeeMarks #
@Koncher zomg… a Crash quote! Nice. in reply to Koncher #

Veg Bowl

Gregor — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 12:02:54 +0000

I noticed this morning that Trish seems to have filled the fruit bowl in the living room with poatoes and onions. Yet if I do something like flick peanuts at the cat (which I often do because it is highly entertaining) all hell breaks loose.

The Week on Twitter: March 1, 2010

Gregor — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 00:00:00 +0000

Currently playing Noby Noby Boy on iPhone. Arch strangeness from the creator of #Katamari Damacy. It is very good indeed. http://j.mp/fCle #
@JohnMoores2010 Is today's deadline for registration not submission? Reg today but still have until Mar 5 to fill form + send image, right? in reply to JohnMoores2010 #
@Koncher More or less. Actually not sure exactly what you're talking about. Sort yer at replies out! in reply to Koncher #
RT @artinfodotcom Arts Policy: Developer Plans to Destroy Liverpool Banksy http://bit.ly/d3SuVB Great! His work is hopelessly piss poor. #
@GeeMarks Yessir… and who am I to say. I mean, I don't hate the work per se. Just cannot stand his whole shtick. in reply to GeeMarks #
@GeeMarks Agreed! Hopefully in the near future. in reply to GeeMarks #
This is the best e-reader I could find for the iPhone. It's free. And hooked up to lot's of old classic books. http://j.mp/9lDQd0 #
#Depict is a great multiplayer #iPhone #drawing game. Draw and guess pics in real time. It's free and a lot of fun. http://j.mp/baOL7u #
@MargaretAtwood Interpid- The ideal temperature for the perfect soft boiled egg. in reply to MargaretAtwood #
@Koncher What are you talking about? #
Turns out it's me who's talking rubbish. #
Going to meet Churminator for a drink and then go and see @weareerrors. #
@GeeMarks You should follow @spam to keep up to speed with the latest nefarious shenanigans on Twitter. in reply to GeeMarks #
@alkapranos Free buses, wow. Thing is though… do they come with complimentary drunk bams up the back and the faint reek of stale piss? in reply to alkapranos #
@alkapranos That's complimentary as is gratis, by the way. Obviously paying people compliments is not the way of the bam. #
Outernet Explorer is go! It's a browser that fetches web pages and images based on random, surreal search phrases. http://j.mp/caU0QN #

Outernet Explorer

Gregor — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 20:30:23 +0000

Okay, so I’ve updated one of my older software projects. What used to be called the Indifference Engine is now a fully-fledged random web browser.

It’s called Outernet Explorer and you can download it from here, for Mac and PC.

It gets web pages and images by generating random search patterns and pulling a result at random from the results. You can tweak the randomness factor to make thinks more or less obscure as well as set it to automatically refresh at an interval of your choosing if you want to just sit back and watch the web go by. There’s also an option to open the pages it finds in your regular browser if you find something that you really want to bookmark and visit again.

Outernet Explorer

Gregor — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 17:43:05 +0000

Outernet Explorer is a web browser that uses randomly generated surreal search phrases to fetch obscure web pages and images from across the web.

You can adjust the randomness of the search terms to alter the obscurity of results, enable auto-browse to get pages automatically without clicking, or one-click open the results in your normal web browser when you want to bookmark or save it for later.

Download for: Mac or PC.

The Week on Twitter: February 22, 2010

Gregor — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 00:00:00 +0000

@Koncher Music smells. #
@Koncher Hahahaaahaaahaaaa!!! Why So Serious? #
Shouldn't always be white that you run out of when painting. But there goes another tube. #
Dada v Zen. #
All of those images spewing forth onto my blog are just backlog photos from my phone, by the way. http://j.mp/9Ag8aP #
@Weareerrors I used to drink tea while walking down the street. Out of a mug. Sometimes ate toast too. in reply to Weareerrors #
@plasmatron Currently re-reading the Ultimate Edition of their run on New X-Men. Fuck me, what a book. Grant M, Frank Q and X-Men fkn rocks. in reply to plasmatron #
@plasmatron Never been much of a Superman fan though might be time to give it a go. in reply to plasmatron #
It's okay to throw cats. They can deal with it. They seem to like it. #
How come you still get spoons and forks after the invention of the #spork #
@BrianLimond Put this in your inter-dimensional pipe and smoke it. http://j.mp/Gpmj in reply to BrianLimond #
@TaytoetTayto You going to the Martin Creed opening, Tayto? in reply to TaytoetTayto #
@AsteroidWatch Why are asteroids always made out of rock? Why never anything more showbiz like gold? Or titanium. Or lead. #
@LGDGlasgow Very nice! in reply to LGDGlasgow #
Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas. (read that backwards). woo! #
@RVSPVTIN WTF Russell! I thought Twitter was pretty grubbish, but you're here. Tweet, you fucker! in reply to RVSPVTIN #
Okay, so the iPhone auto-replaces 'fucker' with 'ducker'. What in the name of fuck is a ducker Mr Jobs? #
@GeeMarks Some new gizmo, eh? hrm… like an Apple iSpork or something? in reply to GeeMarks #
@GeeMarks That is the truth sir! Can't believe it took me so long to start swearing, but yeah- duck that! in reply to GeeMarks #
@Koncher ha ha! …and it's *loser*, you loser… still rhymes with boozer though. in reply to Koncher #
Veeery hungover. Just made a skull out of White-Tac. Now going out drinking again. #
White-Tac skull went down well last night. Off to deliver a wooden horse now. #
@pennjillette The horror movie link ain't working, big fella. in reply to pennjillette #
@Koncher I see no evidence of this. in reply to Koncher #
Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #artist #painter #blogger #raconteur #badass #

House

Gregor — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 23:03:05 +0000

Windows

Gregor — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 09:58:50 +0000

Labour

Gregor — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:56:47 +0000