Crap Drawing
I wonder if you know what this is.

If you said, a spontaneous automatic drawing in the surrealist idiom, give yourself a gold star. But you’re wrong. Sort of.
What this is… is the aftermath of the cat getting halfway through crapping when something seems to go horribly awry.
He went through a phase of doing this and I was determined to catch him. Then one day I was just sitting there reading when the door burst open and in he trundled, back legs up behind his ears, tail angled up and out like some sort of rudder, a look of steely determination in his catty eyes as he furiously pedalled his way across the room with his front paws.
By the time I realised what I was witnessing, the spectacle had petered out with an anguished miaow and he had returned to his daily routine with the sort of aplomb and grace and refusal to acknowledge what just happened that only a cat can muster in such situations.








Feb 11th, 2010
I was thinking he somehow knew your website was back and thought it was time to drag his arse around on the floor again for a bit of web fame. Brilliantly described with your words.
Feb 11th, 2010
In terms of the cat’s bodily functions, this is only the tip of the stinking iceberg.
Mar 12th, 2010
LOL. So, you don’t know me (obvs) but I just discovered and downloaded your venture, Outernet Explorer, and it is quite awesome. It’s pretty much one of the things I like to do anyways, but it does it for me. Well actually I still do it, so it’s like having a nonverbal friend who does it too which is the best thing I could ever ask for – a double who is but is not. Anyways, I was going to leave a comment but I saw you took the page down, so maybe you don’t want any suggestions. Just in case that was not the case, my request was for a ‘back’ button, because sometimes a page will generate and as I quickly scan through it to decide whether it’s worth the while it might change — Bam bam. If not, that’s cool, i can Bing or google it or forget about it (most likely).
Also, you have an awesome blog/website and are an awesome person. So that is cool.
Also^2, I recognized happy trail because my dogs do it as well. To aerate their anal glands.