The Week on Twitter: March 8, 2010
- Okay so @patriciadevries has filled fruit bowl with potatoes and onions. But if I, say, flick peanuts at cat- armageddon. http://j.mp/9S34Mv #
- @Koncher I think that might have been me actually. I like that record. in reply to Koncher #
- @lgdglasgow I'm getting dodgy DMs from you. Your account might have been compromised. Just so you know. in reply to lgdglasgow #
- RT @VizTopTips A CRUCIFIX held upside-down can be used to attract demons, or to call on the help of the Australian Jesus. #
- Okay, so I'm gonna start tweeting my dreams. Tag is #idreamt #
- Lots of women breast feeding fish. Fish are lifeless, look like large koi carp, dark blue black colour like bruising. #idreamt #
- Happy Birthday! RT @davegibbons90 Happy 90th to Ronald Searle! Great article & video at http://bacn.me/12mx /via @reelmolesworth #
- @fionajardine Now that is quite something. Bigger than me, probably older too… and she went and killed it. The gods will not be pleased. in reply to fionajardine #
- Ticket machines in Glasgow Central Station so incredibly well designed. If goal is to make people miss trains. Designed by fucking baboons. #
- #irefuseto accept mediocrity. If the goal isn't something great… then take it and get the fuck out. #
- Ah, cats. #
- I am looking through the scope of a sniper rifle. #idreamt #
- Awesome! @neilhimself Two of my favourite people: Alan Moore and Iain Sinclair on an English multimedia journey. video: http://bit.ly/cBDO3n #
- Awesome! RT @neilhimself Two of my favourite people: Alan Moore and Iain Sinclair on an English multimedia journey. http://bit.ly/cBDO3n #
- I have never listened to BBC Radio 6. Ever. So there. #
- My cat. He has to learn to close doors. #
- @Artfire In Scotland, Soda, Coke or Pop is referred to as Ginger. in reply to Artfire #
- @alkapranos I'm sure there are plenty of sheilas willing to oblige you in this endeavour. in reply to alkapranos #
- Man, I gotta save up for some alligator shoes. #
- @GeeMarks He's old enough to get up to all sorts of mischief in any country he chooses now. Pass on my best wishes! in reply to GeeMarks #
- @Koncher zomg… a Crash quote! Nice. in reply to Koncher #
Mar 8, 2010 at 0:00 Filed Under: Twitter Comment
The Week on Twitter: March 1, 2010
- Currently playing Noby Noby Boy on iPhone. Arch strangeness from the creator of #Katamari Damacy. It is very good indeed. http://j.mp/fCle #
- @JohnMoores2010 Is today's deadline for registration not submission? Reg today but still have until Mar 5 to fill form + send image, right? in reply to JohnMoores2010 #
- @Koncher More or less. Actually not sure exactly what you're talking about. Sort yer at replies out! in reply to Koncher #
- RT @artinfodotcom Arts Policy: Developer Plans to Destroy Liverpool Banksy http://bit.ly/d3SuVB Great! His work is hopelessly piss poor. #
- @GeeMarks Yessir… and who am I to say. I mean, I don't hate the work per se. Just cannot stand his whole shtick. in reply to GeeMarks #
- @GeeMarks Agreed! Hopefully in the near future. in reply to GeeMarks #
- This is the best e-reader I could find for the iPhone. It's free. And hooked up to lot's of old classic books. http://j.mp/9lDQd0 #
- #Depict is a great multiplayer #iPhone #drawing game. Draw and guess pics in real time. It's free and a lot of fun. http://j.mp/baOL7u #
- @MargaretAtwood Interpid- The ideal temperature for the perfect soft boiled egg. in reply to MargaretAtwood #
- @Koncher What are you talking about? #
- Turns out it's me who's talking rubbish. #
- Going to meet Churminator for a drink and then go and see @weareerrors. #
- @GeeMarks You should follow @spam to keep up to speed with the latest nefarious shenanigans on Twitter. in reply to GeeMarks #
- @alkapranos Free buses, wow. Thing is though… do they come with complimentary drunk bams up the back and the faint reek of stale piss? in reply to alkapranos #
- @alkapranos That's complimentary as is gratis, by the way. Obviously paying people compliments is not the way of the bam. #
- Outernet Explorer is go! It's a browser that fetches web pages and images based on random, surreal search phrases. http://j.mp/caU0QN #
Mar 1, 2010 at 0:00 Filed Under: Twitter Comment
The Week on Twitter: February 22, 2010
- @Koncher Music smells. #
- @Koncher Hahahaaahaaahaaaa!!! Why So Serious? #
- Shouldn't always be white that you run out of when painting. But there goes another tube. #
- Dada v Zen. #
- All of those images spewing forth onto my blog are just backlog photos from my phone, by the way. http://j.mp/9Ag8aP #
- @Weareerrors I used to drink tea while walking down the street. Out of a mug. Sometimes ate toast too. in reply to Weareerrors #
- @plasmatron Currently re-reading the Ultimate Edition of their run on New X-Men. Fuck me, what a book. Grant M, Frank Q and X-Men fkn rocks. in reply to plasmatron #
- @plasmatron Never been much of a Superman fan though might be time to give it a go. in reply to plasmatron #
- It's okay to throw cats. They can deal with it. They seem to like it. #
- How come you still get spoons and forks after the invention of the #spork #
- @BrianLimond Put this in your inter-dimensional pipe and smoke it. http://j.mp/Gpmj in reply to BrianLimond #
- @TaytoetTayto You going to the Martin Creed opening, Tayto? in reply to TaytoetTayto #
- @AsteroidWatch Why are asteroids always made out of rock? Why never anything more showbiz like gold? Or titanium. Or lead. #
- @LGDGlasgow Very nice! in reply to LGDGlasgow #
- Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas. (read that backwards). woo! #
- @RVSPVTIN WTF Russell! I thought Twitter was pretty grubbish, but you're here. Tweet, you fucker! in reply to RVSPVTIN #
- Okay, so the iPhone auto-replaces 'fucker' with 'ducker'. What in the name of fuck is a ducker Mr Jobs? #
- @GeeMarks Some new gizmo, eh? hrm… like an Apple iSpork or something? in reply to GeeMarks #
- @GeeMarks That is the truth sir! Can't believe it took me so long to start swearing, but yeah- duck that! in reply to GeeMarks #
- @Koncher ha ha! …and it's *loser*, you loser… still rhymes with boozer though. in reply to Koncher #
- Veeery hungover. Just made a skull out of White-Tac. Now going out drinking again. #
- White-Tac skull went down well last night. Off to deliver a wooden horse now. #
- @pennjillette The horror movie link ain't working, big fella. in reply to pennjillette #
- @Koncher I see no evidence of this. in reply to Koncher #
- Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #artist #painter #blogger #raconteur #badass #
Feb 22, 2010 at 0:00 Filed Under: Twitter Comment
The Week on Twitter: February 15, 2010
- At last! If you're into #art check out my #website http://j.mp/9Ag8aP #
- Cactus smashed into three separate pieces. Cactus book says it's okay, they don't mind, will grow back. #
- Hey @Koncher glad you like the site. Nice easter egg finding skills too, btw. There will be more! #
- Finished moving into my new studio space and having a coffee. Feels good. Change is good. I'm fired up and ready for action. #
- Third sunny day in a row. In Glasgow. Clearly the sky is about to fall down. #
- Winding up my headphones, cat attack, and now the bits that go in your ears stink of fish. #
- Very hungover. Was at the studio warehouse last night, looking at art and drinking booze. Was a good show. http://www.swg3.tv/ #
- Took static from @fionajardine about the quality of my tweets. How 21st century. Wonder what the bitch tweets about. Don't actually care. #
- Pound shop no longer sells Nitromorz or Swarfega. What's the world coming to? #
- Art materials as absurdly expensive as ever. I blame the Sunday painters. #
- Locked out of studio now. Grrrgh! Oh well. Home to nurse the hangover then. #
- @pennjillette I saw your show when I was in Vegas. Truly awesome. Spotted you playing before the show and was like: No way! Penn's on bass! in reply to pennjillette #
- @plasmatron That's the Queen. Sometimes she just goes about guzzling swans. Or something. in reply to plasmatron #
- Rush poker is horrible. #
Feb 15, 2010 at 0:00 Filed Under: Twitter Comment
The Week on Twitter: February 7, 2010
- Setting up Facebook, trying to get an okay photo. Trish: 'Don't you understand? That looks psychotic'. Was my happy face. http://j.mp/9kP96J #
- More bread action. #
- @MargaretAtwood #Proserity Professional pseudo sincerity. Common in advertising messages and similar capitalist structures. in reply to MargaretAtwood #
- Just picked up a few issues of #Zzap64 at the car boot sale for 50p each. Result! #
- Language is a culturally transmitted evolutionary system in its own right. Behold the 'alien language' experiment: http://j.mp/7HRld2 #
- @Koncher A steampunk MAME cabinet… now there's an idea. *sound of cogs turning* in reply to Koncher #
Feb 7, 2010 at 23:59 Filed Under: Twitter Comment
The Week on Twitter: Jan 31, 2010
- Made a poster for the Institute last night . On my way to drop it off now. #
- Got a bit side-tracked the last few days with building some software. Site is more or less ready to go live. #
- Pretty hung-over. #
- @neilhimself Wish Grant a happy birthday from me and my cat. in reply to neilhimself #
Jan 31, 2010 at 23:59 Filed Under: Twitter Comment
The Week on Twitter: Jan 24, 2010
- Crabs are boiling. In my kitchen. #
- Mine eyes doth hurt. #
- Feline assault unusually subdued this morning. #
- Bread quest. #
- yawn #
- Good Morning! Hopefully today I'll finally get my website Burning Salad relaunched. Been working on revamping it in secret for a while now. #
- @patriciadevries That is one pretty owl you got there kid. #
- The site's almost done now. Just a few last minute glitches. Should be good to go any time now. But at the moment I'm gonna play some poker. #
- On my way to The Institute to sign off some paintings. Then I can mentally let them go and reset my head. Can't wait. #
- Site still hasn't gone live, still tweaking a few details. Meh. #