Cat Spam

As you’ve probably come to realise, spam is something of a pet hate of mine. Well, it’s a pet hate in the same way that I imagine being struck by lightning could be considered quite annoying. It isn’t without it moments though. Recently I have been receiving the same email, eight times a day, in Russian. Needless to say, I have been diligently ignoring them all. Until I noticed one from a Mr. Puncture D. Jealous…

Well, fight fire with fire I say…

Dear Puncture,

Thanck you for your very nice email you sent to me i readed it twice and see that it is advertising the CATS. I am very interestet in buying these from you i already have a cat off the internet an itz a good one . UNFORTUNITALY I cant read in that Russian but itiz OK because i only want the feline.

Pleas find all my bank detail here.

SEND CAT NOW

hurry up

goodbye

Eggleg, Shicago (the windy city)