Bus

Today I got the bus into town and while I was waiting a blind man appeared, tapping away at the bus shelter with his stick, announcing “Ah, a bus stop- and I got it first time as well! Not bad, eh?”

Although he had indeed found the bus stop, and apparently at his first attempt, his cheery broadcast had a slight questioning tone. So I said, “Yes, this is the bus stop. You got it okay.”

He just stood there looking happy for a while. So I asked, “What bus are you waiting for?”

“Any bus is fine”, he announced. “I’m only going as far as the supermarket”.