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The Week on Twitter: 31 March, 2011
- Radio DJ: "Do slugs dream?" Dream Expert: "Nobody knows". Well I'll be fucked, nobody knows if slugs dream. Glad we've sorted that one out. #
- @GeeMarks Alas, it was inflicted upon me! #
- Street Fighter IV and Sonic for iOS on sale with 100% going to Japan quake aid. Great games, v cheap + help = BUY NOW! http://j.mp/dH5OrK #
- Obviously would be v cool if you RT that last tweet. #
- @rpaulwilson Tell me about it! Still, good opportunity for some artifice, ruse and subterfuge at the checkout. #
- @magic_girlie @dsjuliea Hope you guys are all okay. Get well soon to your mum and you guys look after yourselves x #
- @llamasoft_ox Not only that… he's the son of pornographer Ben Dover. #
- These guys are pumped so full of tiger blood but still need to get WINNING! http://j.mp/g4yYqJ @charliesheen #tigerblood #WWF #
- 'Will' & Kate royal wedding memorabilia. http://j.mp/fTk1kr @vizcomic #
- Rediscovering early Napalm Death and realising that they're like the Twitter of punk/rock/metal. All that insanity mashed into 40 sec songs. #
- Pink. It's my colour. #
- @plasmatron WAYHO!! #
- @Koncher You maniac… lose is spelled L O S E. Stop contributing to the internet destruction of language you loser. :p #
- @Koncher I'm the Dirty Harry of grammar cops. I shoot fast and loose. #
- Feeling kind of sketchy today. Suppose I shouldn't have eaten a copy of the King James Bible for Comic Relief. Still, was for a good cause. #
- @Dynamomagician Not on Twitter! #
- @elizabethhare Takes a long time to get it out of your system. #
- You know you're in the countryside when all you can smell is shit and it isn't human. #
- @elizabethhare A Tron gingerbread man. I like it! #
The Week on Twitter: 14 March, 2011
- The great thing about @charliesheen is that he's just so full of win! #
- I'm considering doing some drawing with a tattoo gun. If anyone is interested in being inked, let me know. #
- @ellichapman Hey Elli.. Idea is doing some drawing on people instead of paper as a kind of art project, just getting a gun and going for it! #
- @ITRIED2WARNU Hey, no worries Brent. Take your time and give me a shout when you're ready to get going.
#
- @ellichapman I'm into how meaning is generated. Tatts are meant to be all about meaning/significance etc. But really? No. So let's subvert! #
- Sorry to all who received nasty messages from my account. Was spam. Got so bored of getting it, thought might as well join in, so sent some. #
- Just switched on the internet, very sad to hear bad news from Japan
#
- @ellichapman Yes! #
- Twitter take a 2+ yr old username away because a ltd company *demand* it. Depressing. http://bit.ly/hQsv0c @girlgeeks_ @twitter #copywrong #
- @ellichapman That's great Elli! I'll keep you posted for sure. #
The Week on Twitter: 7 March, 2011
- I don't pronounce the 'e' in the word genome. Just want to make that clear. I refer to our species' genetic code as the human gnome. #
- If you're at #TheArmoryShow you should swing by The Modern Institute booth and take a look at my work. (Pier 94, Booth 801) #
- Going to start uploading some books today. And don't mean to the internet from my computer… I mean to my mind from the page. #worldbookday #
- I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion etc… and I'm still dreading Blade Runner 2. #
- @Koncher Yeeeeeeeeesss!! What a game! My hi is 4484… just sayin o_O #
- If you've got an iPhone and you're not playing Spike Dislike, you're an idiot. #
- @gedmundson Unfortunately, it's non-refundable. You should have read the small-print. #
- @alkapranos Sounds like you have just learned one of life's harshest lessons first-hand, Alex … And I couldn't agree more. #
- Am now officially out of Twitter negative equity.. more Follow -ers than -ings. Momentous occasion. Going to celebrate by throwing the cat. #
- Launched cat. Went well. Much hilarity. However, please refrain following/un-following me strategically in order to repeat feline flinging. #
- Okay, so my Spike Dislike hi score is currently 11,769. Just saying. #
The Week on Twitter: 28 February, 2011
- @VictoriaCoren I know an old man who hawks car insurance. You should have a word with him. #
- I'm going to save up and buy a forest. Then I'll do it up a bit and have you all round. #
- @DANIELmadison Congratulations! #
- Just took delivery of some Bulldog Squeezers. Yeah, thought you'd be jealous. #
- @AidanJohnMoffat haha, good guess! But Bulldog Squeezers are actually a really old type of playing cards with a weird design on the back. #
- @AidanJohnMoffat haha! #
- Listening to Kerrang Radio. See if @plasmatron fucking swears. #
- Turns out the traditional translation of 'Gaddafi' is: 'delusional autocratic potato in bad wig'. #
- *PLEASE PLACE THE ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA* It is *PLEASE PLACE THE*** It IS in the fucking bagging area!! *UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA* #
- Fuck you Asda. The robot has got three shots… and if it can't get it right, I'm just nicking stuff. #
The Week on Twitter: 21 February, 2011
- @Koncher The screenshot is showing The Banyan Tree, one of the hardest early rooms. #
- … … … you say tomato, I say taematty … … … you say potato, I say peetitty … … … let's call the whole thing off … … … #
- @rpaulwilson Do you play much online poker? #
- @Koncher Just got a new high score on Minotaur Rescue. Almost in the top hundred! #
- All things move towards their end. #sixwordnovels #
- Making things out of dice in the studio again today. #
- @RichardWiseman Related to the drivers not seeing clowns. Can't really explain without spoiling, def worth a look. http://j.mp/eoBNpg #
- Just got into doing lists, so am gonna pimp them for #FF … http://twitter.com/#!/gregorwright/lists … Look at them with your eyes. o_O #
- #ff @Koncher @magic_girlie @AlsBoy @elizabethhare @Slenderwhiteman @MonkeyTypes @dsjuliea @jorm @_mattbaker @GeeMarks @JerryStillman #
- #ff @rhodri @3liza @kevan @sexyexecutive @TaytoetTayto @manbearcar #
- @GeeMarks 'grats! #
- @magic_girlie thanks for the mention x #
- @JerryStillman That's the spirit! #
- @_mattbaker Hey Matt! Hope yr well, I got a new studio and am working away. Zork is great! Healthy, happy, crazy! Will F-book photos v soon! #
- Just found out there's going to be another six episodes of Penn & Teller: Fool Us! WOOT!! Can't wait! @pennjillette @MrTeller @wossy #FoolUs #
- @ITRIED2WARNU acht, unlucky Brent.. keep your head down and your powder dry because it's only a matter of time before you own a big tourney! #
- @magic_girlie A true masterpiece of science fiction and cinema!! But did you see Wierzbowski? #
- @VictoriaCoren One of the great things about @mrmichaelwinner is that he really has got a fantastic set of ta-tas. #
- @BenEarl52 Are you going to open the show for Penn & Teller? #
- Everytime I switch on Twitter another country is on fire and Bieber is a trending topic. World peace and him on fire would be a nice change. #
The Week on Twitter: 14 February, 2011
- Going to put down the Internet for a while and watch The Beauty Of Books on BBC 4 now. #
- 600 kilometres of books in The British Library. Holy shit! #
- @JerryStillman Agreed. It's fucking ridiculous. Honestly can't remember the last time I saw that word spelled correctly online. #
- OMGOMGOMG 100 FOLLOWERS!!! OMG I'M GOIN G TO TAKE ALL MY CLOTHES OFF ANGD GO NUTSA HUNDERD FOLLOWERS OMG ZOMFG OMOGMOMGMFMGFOMGFOMGFOMGOFMO #
- oh no, 99 followers. partially clothed and only ninety-nine followers. the shame of it all. going to put my socks back on and watch some TV. #
- @Koncher That is hilarious! #
- @elizabethhare aw, thanks. I'll count that as 99.5 then x #
- @RichardWiseman A nice superhero optical illusion… http://j.mp/ex57Oq #
- @Koncher V nice. Played through at least 5 of those. Also, fyi the cover art of Freeway Fighter is from 1st ed Dark Future from GW. #
- @Koncher wow! #
- @JanieNicoll I'm going to set myself on fire when I get to 1000. #
- Think I might set myself on fire for Red Nose Day. #
- @JanieNicoll I'll be the flaming man of YouTube. #
- @Koncher “@locusmag: When Hari Kunzru met Michael Moorcock – a fan (and author) visits a literary hero. http://locusmag.com” #
- @wossy You should watch Old Boy, old boy. #
- @rpaulwilson It is now your duty to behave in ways that causes you to lose friends. #
- @the_andy_show You could also try getting her a frankfurter from Frankfurt. Or killing a dog, chopping it up and making a nice hotdog. #
- @petefirman ALL refurb Macs get a full check by an Apple engineer but only 1 in 5 or so regular Macs get a spot check… refurbs are fine! #
- Glad Mubarak is gone now. At last. Worried he'll do a Colombo though… halfway out the door, turns: "Just one more thing", even more drama. #
- @dsjuliea Ted Bundy said that. #
- @dsjuliea John Wayne Gacy said that. #
- @dsjuliea nooo… just kidding!! :p #
- C'mon now people, Twitter is supposed to be really real-time. Nothing should start with 'I just' or end in 'ed'. Allow me to demonstrate… #
- I'm grating my hand in the cheese grater by accident omfg it's agony I can't believe this is happening. #
- @RichardWiseman @XxLadyClaireXx Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas. #
- …aaaand breathe. That's my computer up and running again after 3 days of craziness. Hard disk came very close to dying with 500gb of data. #
- New OS and software installed. Now I can finally get to work on my iPhone game!!! W00T!!! #
- @AidanJohnMoffat Albini in GQ? Jeez! Who'da thunk it? #
- @dsjuliea You should check out the comic book series if you haven't already. Waaay better than the film's loose interpretation. #
- Christopher Lee fucking rocks! #baftas #
The Week on Twitter: 7 February, 2011
- Fact: without The Doom et al in one form or another, much of the best art & culture never exists. Stigmatise it at your peril. #whatstigma #
- @RichardWiseman Look at these crazy magic fish! http://j.mp/fXE4KW #
- @RichardWiseman That would be SYNONYMOUS. #
- Crash Pod. The greatest iPhone app that never was. "Toss your iPod up! Toss your iPod up as high as you can!" http://j.mp/hiig1h #
- Just noticed how weirdly appropriate the auto-generated link url in that last tweet was. Woo! #
- @BoingBoing Are link submitters not credited anymore? I submitted that link just before it was posted. Just saying. #
The Week on Twitter: 31 March, 2011
- Radio DJ: "Do slugs dream?" Dream Expert: "Nobody knows". Well I'll be fucked, nobody knows if slugs dream. Glad we've sorted that one out. #
- @GeeMarks Alas, it was inflicted upon me! #
- Street Fighter IV and Sonic for iOS on sale with 100% going to Japan quake aid. Great games, v cheap + help = BUY NOW! http://j.mp/dH5OrK #
- Obviously would be v cool if you RT that last tweet. #
- @rpaulwilson Tell me about it! Still, good opportunity for some artifice, ruse and subterfuge at the checkout. #
- @magic_girlie @dsjuliea Hope you guys are all okay. Get well soon to your mum and you guys look after yourselves x #
- @llamasoft_ox Not only that… he's the son of pornographer Ben Dover. #
- These guys are pumped so full of tiger blood but still need to get WINNING! http://j.mp/g4yYqJ @charliesheen #tigerblood #WWF #
- 'Will' & Kate royal wedding memorabilia. http://j.mp/fTk1kr @vizcomic #
- Rediscovering early Napalm Death and realising that they're like the Twitter of punk/rock/metal. All that insanity mashed into 40 sec songs. #
- Pink. It's my colour. #
- @plasmatron WAYHO!! #
- @Koncher You maniac… lose is spelled L O S E. Stop contributing to the internet destruction of language you loser. :p #
- @Koncher I'm the Dirty Harry of grammar cops. I shoot fast and loose. #
- Feeling kind of sketchy today. Suppose I shouldn't have eaten a copy of the King James Bible for Comic Relief. Still, was for a good cause. #
- @Dynamomagician Not on Twitter! #
- @elizabethhare Takes a long time to get it out of your system. #
- You know you're in the countryside when all you can smell is shit and it isn't human. #
- @elizabethhare A Tron gingerbread man. I like it! #
The Week on Twitter: 14 March, 2011
- The great thing about @charliesheen is that he's just so full of win! #
- I'm considering doing some drawing with a tattoo gun. If anyone is interested in being inked, let me know. #
- @ellichapman Hey Elli.. Idea is doing some drawing on people instead of paper as a kind of art project, just getting a gun and going for it! #
- @ITRIED2WARNU Hey, no worries Brent. Take your time and give me a shout when you're ready to get going. #
- @ellichapman I'm into how meaning is generated. Tatts are meant to be all about meaning/significance etc. But really? No. So let's subvert! #
- Sorry to all who received nasty messages from my account. Was spam. Got so bored of getting it, thought might as well join in, so sent some. #
- Just switched on the internet, very sad to hear bad news from Japan #
- @ellichapman Yes! #
- Twitter take a 2+ yr old username away because a ltd company *demand* it. Depressing. http://bit.ly/hQsv0c @girlgeeks_ @twitter #copywrong #
- @ellichapman That's great Elli! I'll keep you posted for sure. #
The Week on Twitter: 7 March, 2011
- I don't pronounce the 'e' in the word genome. Just want to make that clear. I refer to our species' genetic code as the human gnome. #
- If you're at #TheArmoryShow you should swing by The Modern Institute booth and take a look at my work. (Pier 94, Booth 801) #
- Going to start uploading some books today. And don't mean to the internet from my computer… I mean to my mind from the page. #worldbookday #
- I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion etc… and I'm still dreading Blade Runner 2. #
- @Koncher Yeeeeeeeeesss!! What a game! My hi is 4484… just sayin o_O #
- If you've got an iPhone and you're not playing Spike Dislike, you're an idiot. #
- @gedmundson Unfortunately, it's non-refundable. You should have read the small-print. #
- @alkapranos Sounds like you have just learned one of life's harshest lessons first-hand, Alex … And I couldn't agree more. #
- Am now officially out of Twitter negative equity.. more Follow -ers than -ings. Momentous occasion. Going to celebrate by throwing the cat. #
- Launched cat. Went well. Much hilarity. However, please refrain following/un-following me strategically in order to repeat feline flinging. #
- Okay, so my Spike Dislike hi score is currently 11,769. Just saying. #
The Week on Twitter: 28 February, 2011
- @VictoriaCoren I know an old man who hawks car insurance. You should have a word with him. #
- I'm going to save up and buy a forest. Then I'll do it up a bit and have you all round. #
- @DANIELmadison Congratulations! #
- Just took delivery of some Bulldog Squeezers. Yeah, thought you'd be jealous. #
- @AidanJohnMoffat haha, good guess! But Bulldog Squeezers are actually a really old type of playing cards with a weird design on the back. #
- @AidanJohnMoffat haha! #
- Listening to Kerrang Radio. See if @plasmatron fucking swears. #
- Turns out the traditional translation of 'Gaddafi' is: 'delusional autocratic potato in bad wig'. #
- *PLEASE PLACE THE ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA* It is *PLEASE PLACE THE*** It IS in the fucking bagging area!! *UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA* #
- Fuck you Asda. The robot has got three shots… and if it can't get it right, I'm just nicking stuff. #
The Week on Twitter: 21 February, 2011
- @Koncher The screenshot is showing The Banyan Tree, one of the hardest early rooms. #
- … … … you say tomato, I say taematty … … … you say potato, I say peetitty … … … let's call the whole thing off … … … #
- @rpaulwilson Do you play much online poker? #
- @Koncher Just got a new high score on Minotaur Rescue. Almost in the top hundred! #
- All things move towards their end. #sixwordnovels #
- Making things out of dice in the studio again today. #
- @RichardWiseman Related to the drivers not seeing clowns. Can't really explain without spoiling, def worth a look. http://j.mp/eoBNpg #
- Just got into doing lists, so am gonna pimp them for #FF … http://twitter.com/#!/gregorwright/lists … Look at them with your eyes. o_O #
- #ff @Koncher @magic_girlie @AlsBoy @elizabethhare @Slenderwhiteman @MonkeyTypes @dsjuliea @jorm @_mattbaker @GeeMarks @JerryStillman #
- #ff @rhodri @3liza @kevan @sexyexecutive @TaytoetTayto @manbearcar #
- @GeeMarks 'grats! #
- @magic_girlie thanks for the mention x #
- @JerryStillman That's the spirit! #
- @_mattbaker Hey Matt! Hope yr well, I got a new studio and am working away. Zork is great! Healthy, happy, crazy! Will F-book photos v soon! #
- Just found out there's going to be another six episodes of Penn & Teller: Fool Us! WOOT!! Can't wait! @pennjillette @MrTeller @wossy #FoolUs #
- @ITRIED2WARNU acht, unlucky Brent.. keep your head down and your powder dry because it's only a matter of time before you own a big tourney! #
- @magic_girlie A true masterpiece of science fiction and cinema!! But did you see Wierzbowski? #
- @VictoriaCoren One of the great things about @mrmichaelwinner is that he really has got a fantastic set of ta-tas. #
- @BenEarl52 Are you going to open the show for Penn & Teller? #
- Everytime I switch on Twitter another country is on fire and Bieber is a trending topic. World peace and him on fire would be a nice change. #
The Week on Twitter: 14 February, 2011
- Going to put down the Internet for a while and watch The Beauty Of Books on BBC 4 now. #
- 600 kilometres of books in The British Library. Holy shit! #
- @JerryStillman Agreed. It's fucking ridiculous. Honestly can't remember the last time I saw that word spelled correctly online. #
- OMGOMGOMG 100 FOLLOWERS!!! OMG I'M GOIN G TO TAKE ALL MY CLOTHES OFF ANGD GO NUTSA HUNDERD FOLLOWERS OMG ZOMFG OMOGMOMGMFMGFOMGFOMGFOMGOFMO #
- oh no, 99 followers. partially clothed and only ninety-nine followers. the shame of it all. going to put my socks back on and watch some TV. #
- @Koncher That is hilarious! #
- @elizabethhare aw, thanks. I'll count that as 99.5 then x #
- @RichardWiseman A nice superhero optical illusion… http://j.mp/ex57Oq #
- @Koncher V nice. Played through at least 5 of those. Also, fyi the cover art of Freeway Fighter is from 1st ed Dark Future from GW. #
- @Koncher wow! #
- @JanieNicoll I'm going to set myself on fire when I get to 1000. #
- Think I might set myself on fire for Red Nose Day. #
- @JanieNicoll I'll be the flaming man of YouTube. #
- @Koncher “@locusmag: When Hari Kunzru met Michael Moorcock – a fan (and author) visits a literary hero. http://locusmag.com” #
- @wossy You should watch Old Boy, old boy. #
- @rpaulwilson It is now your duty to behave in ways that causes you to lose friends. #
- @the_andy_show You could also try getting her a frankfurter from Frankfurt. Or killing a dog, chopping it up and making a nice hotdog. #
- @petefirman ALL refurb Macs get a full check by an Apple engineer but only 1 in 5 or so regular Macs get a spot check… refurbs are fine! #
- Glad Mubarak is gone now. At last. Worried he'll do a Colombo though… halfway out the door, turns: "Just one more thing", even more drama. #
- @dsjuliea Ted Bundy said that. #
- @dsjuliea John Wayne Gacy said that. #
- @dsjuliea nooo… just kidding!! :p #
- C'mon now people, Twitter is supposed to be really real-time. Nothing should start with 'I just' or end in 'ed'. Allow me to demonstrate… #
- I'm grating my hand in the cheese grater by accident omfg it's agony I can't believe this is happening. #
- @RichardWiseman @XxLadyClaireXx Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas. #
- …aaaand breathe. That's my computer up and running again after 3 days of craziness. Hard disk came very close to dying with 500gb of data. #
- New OS and software installed. Now I can finally get to work on my iPhone game!!! W00T!!! #
- @AidanJohnMoffat Albini in GQ? Jeez! Who'da thunk it? #
- @dsjuliea You should check out the comic book series if you haven't already. Waaay better than the film's loose interpretation. #
- Christopher Lee fucking rocks! #baftas #
The Week on Twitter: 7 February, 2011
- Fact: without The Doom et al in one form or another, much of the best art & culture never exists. Stigmatise it at your peril. #whatstigma #
- @RichardWiseman Look at these crazy magic fish! http://j.mp/fXE4KW #
- @RichardWiseman That would be SYNONYMOUS. #
- Crash Pod. The greatest iPhone app that never was. "Toss your iPod up! Toss your iPod up as high as you can!" http://j.mp/hiig1h #
- Just noticed how weirdly appropriate the auto-generated link url in that last tweet was. Woo! #
- @BoingBoing Are link submitters not credited anymore? I submitted that link just before it was posted. Just saying. #